Kiwi Moment 

n. A moment of time where someone is completely hyper, usually for romantic reasons, and then very deep in thought about it. The name comes from a friend of mine who's called Kiwi and has moments like these all the time.

Damn, after my date last night I had such a Kiwi Moment.

You had a major Kiwi Moment on Friday.

Kiwi Moment by vball12 January 21, 2009

kiwi boi 

A New Zealander who is funny dumb and stupid
And never shows up to school
If otherwise he gets shouted at by miss (teacher)
If you are unlucky enough to meet on common mocking names for them are Cunt, Nigger faggot, kiwi balla

Oh I got this little shit in my class he's such a fuckin crackhead Kiwi Boi

kiwi boi by Kiwi RatBag June 21, 2018

Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!

A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!

Kiwi Shutt by Yalton December 11, 2011

Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.

He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.

Kiwi Shot by Pandagog February 13, 2012

kiwi fuzz 

Hair being longer than peach fuzz but shorter than full hair. (Ie. Facial hair is longer than pech fuzz but not a full beard yet)

-defined in Wichita ks (THJLD)

I have some kiwi fuzz going on with my beard right now.

Her pubic hair was kiwi fuzz.

kiwi fuzz by Mismatched sock lifestyle February 12, 2015

Kiwi Bird

-The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia
-a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin

The famous Reed Irwin / kiwi bird lives in PA.

Kiwi Bird by DEITZ May 13, 2005

Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard

Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D

Kiwi Landslide by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011