kitty lick

When someone licks a dick as if they were a kitty

Jared: "holy shit dude that cat looks like Vanessa last night when she was licking my dick"

Sam: "holy shit she kitty licked you"

by 👏🏽chancho👏🏽 June 12, 2017

hot kitty

Done when your gf or wife is wearing panties or more: Place your mouth on her crotch and slowly exhale. The heat from your breath will give her a nice warm feeling in her pussy, hence a 'hot kitty'.

My wife was sleeping on her side in the fetal position, so I gave her a hot kitty from behind.

by Dick Goezinya May 13, 2005

Bitch-Kitty

A strong, fiery, fiesty, independent, Woman. She is a minx. She takes no shit or prisoners.She knows exactly what she wants. She is will scratch out eyes to defend a friend, a child, an animal, or anyone out numbered by wolves, ring wraiths,Juggalos, Mojo JoJo, or Ryan Seacrest. Her body is curvy...The way she moves implies she is always in heat. She has no shortage of men following her scent. She loves to be pet, her ass slapped - so long as you get a firm bite on her neck first. She is well groomed with a style all her own. She can be very intimidating. To get close to her you must be very quiet & still for extended periods to disarm her. If you're lucky enough to get close to her you will be loved with so much intensity you'll want to cuddle up & catnap forever. But God help you if you get in her way or cross her. She is known to travel alone, rarely seen in packs.

"I swear to god. I'm not even kidding. Don't think I won't cut you. You better reckin'ize. Bitch-Kitty ain't no pussy! Rebel meow!"

by CoUnTrYsOnG December 21, 2013

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

Kitty Surprise

A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.

A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.

Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."

Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

thunder kitty

Angry emo girl that radiates electrical currents of self hate and depression and screams it at you when they don’t get there way. Also identifies as a Furry

Look out Hoss here comes a thunder kitty.

by Jroc613 September 1, 2020