Kaleidocock

A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.

John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.

by Napoleon Dizzle October 6, 2008

Kaleem

A sexy ass male, who will steal your girl in 1.0 seconds, and gets all the girls in the world. He is smart, tall, and very handsome.

"Damn Kaleem dick big as hell."

"Tell me about it."

by Juwisa May 13, 2017

Kalea

A Kalea is a girl that should be thrown into any body of water if possible. It is a known fact that they love the water, and it would be terrible if they are not helped.

Omg look its Kalea, we HAVE to throw her into the water FAST!!

by Ouroboros2003 October 25, 2019

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb is a type of guy who is shy, but totally hot. He is tiny and is a good baseball player. He is a very get to knowing boy. Any time you have a chance to talk to kaleb you go for it. Kaleb is the best boy that has ever happened to me.

Girl: Look he is in center field-shes daydreams- (Later that evening)

Kaleb: Will you go out with me? (girl is so excited)

by Alexis T!!! July 31, 2017

Kaleb

A really nice guy who cares about you. He will say goodnight and goodmorning and even tell you if you look tired.

"Oh wow, there's kaleb again being the nicest guy around."
"Kaleb is so nice."

by awesomeamazinggirlandherfriend June 13, 2018

Kaleb

Kinda short. doesn't have an appendix. Really great guy, great with the ladies but can't start a relationship. He thinks all the ladies love him but he is sadly disappointed when he figures out that he still doesn't have a girlfriend. He also is not a great communicator.

Guy 1- look at that guy flirting with all those girls.
Guy 2- he must be a Kaleb.

by Daddiboi27 June 13, 2018