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Sweet Justice

It's what you say when something makes you happy or goes your way or you just like what someone is saying.
Betty: I just scored free tickets to Aerosmith!!

Veronica: Sweet Justice!!!
by Mirfy May 21, 2009
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mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
“is that a mike justice?”
yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
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mofoetic justice

a summation of the effect of a person's actions being less than desirable and having a less than desirable resulting to them self.
yo ... that mof who cut in front of me on the freeway ended up hitting the barrier. that's mofoetic justice!
by darkmatter888 May 28, 2008
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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justice flash

Doing justice whilst flashing you tits/dick
"That man saved my cat while flashing his dick that was one heck of a justice flash "
by Dom Cweam April 20, 2018
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Justice Body

The guy version of Butterface. When he only has a hot bod. Justice (Just his) body.
ooooh he was hot" "Yeah but justice body" "LOL
by BigMama&Cwwow May 23, 2011
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Justice for Denis

Justice for Denis is an amazing movement which embraces the sexiness and how amazing based slav Denis is, even tho Denis gets a lot of criticism. The movement supports the free-speech of Denis and wants to battle for Denis
Justice for Denis will finally rid us from all the unjustified and uncalled for behaviour towards Denis
by Jewburner396 April 19, 2021
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