Jose Tongue

Condition from trucker sucking

Jose tongue has crevices like rivers. It caused from trucker sucking.

by BreezyBoyd April 25, 2022

Nosé Jose

A type of smother mother that spies on everything you do, and never respects your privacy.

Taken from the word no way jose and combining nosé (sounds like nosy)

Barney the Dinosaur: Oh I bet she's watching you type this sentence now. When will she stop monitoring you!?
BJ: I don't know, but at least I know she's a Nosé Jose!

by Dangdiddlydemon June 25, 2019

Wet Jose

When you blow your nose into another persons mouth.

My bitch wanted to blow her nose into a tissue and I said, "Nah bitch, give me a Wet Jose."

by PBeezy July 9, 2010

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

jose ole

A. The nickname given to the action of sticking your tongue in another's ear for sexual pleasure.

B. A "wet willy" without the salivia to finger transaction. (Derives from an old Spanish tradition.)

"Look at Fernandez perform that Jose Ole with such precision on that little Irish boy."

by Tyler S. Smith April 5, 2007

jose reyes

starting shortstop for the new york mets; the single most exciting player in the major leagues.

Q: Wow, who was that? He sure was fast and exciting!
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.

by retrokid23 October 4, 2005

Jose Bautista

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011