John

Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...

"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"

by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013

John

John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!

#John is the new jack

by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018

John

sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.

Don't go out with him, he is such a John.

by sweeeeethearrrrt November 24, 2010

John

Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.

Person 1: Why is that man selling mud?
Person 2: He’s a John.
Person 1: Ah, sad.

by xCrossroadsx November 27, 2010

John

Fortnite multifaced son of a bitch plays who beats his meat

John beats his meat playing call of duty ww2

by Jj johnson J3317 February 15, 2018

John

Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy

Hey isnt that john?

Yes
Dont leave him

by Jellyonaga21 December 14, 2018

John

He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.

Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John

by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016