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Jodie

Absolute hot stuff and a fire taurus. Makes a great curry but isn't too keen on a life without cake. Will always be there for you no matter what but If you piss her off you will feel the wrath of a meme.

If angry feed cake.
Jodie is great
by Herbalhip November 23, 2021
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Jody

Jody is a name for a very good sister. She prob is interested in science and astronomy
Person 1 : heya! How’s your sister?
Person 2 : pretty good. Like Jody.
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Amanda-Jodi

Amanda-Jodi is the sweetest, most caring and loving person you’ll ever know. She’s always there when you need her and won’t hesitate to help you out with anything at all. Her beauty is enticing and her smile is addictive and bright she has the cutest voice and the kindest heart not to mention she is super smart. Her presence can be sensed as soon as she enters a room she’s magnificent and magnetic. She is elegant in so many different ways. She has the body of a model. She’s utterly beautiful she’s absolutely stunning and gorgeous she’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.
Amanda-Jodi, is the definition of perfection
by Farridalmightybsf November 22, 2023
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Jodie

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Jody Parks

The name Jody means “he will add” and “God increases” in Hebrew.

The last name Parks means, a man of great stature, tall with a large penis. A handsome man with a calm spirit. Easy to love.
When life seems crazy I call Jody Parks and he calms my soul.
by Whitney Baby June 6, 2021
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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Jodie

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.

A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.

When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”

Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.

He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”

She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”

“I’m scared of you.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

She said: “You are.”

He said: “You won’t get away with this.”

She responded: “I did.”

She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”

He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”

And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.

The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.

She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”

The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
Jodie said: “I don’t care.”

I saw this article on Reddit. It said:

“I’ve heard the horror."
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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