Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

jewlously

Like jealousy, but specifically of jewish things. To want what a Jewish person has.

Pete: Look at Saul's new Mercedes. . . why do Jewish people always have awesome cars?

Mike: Hey there, ease up on the Jewlously, he's worked hard!

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Jack: I've got a seriously Jewlousy issue with Morty's lifestyle. . .

by SR1972 May 17, 2010

jewlomete

The distance from the nearest jew to the nearest penny.

"When i was your age, i would have to walk a jewlometer to school. Uphill both ways."

by elcraigg August 2, 2012

jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016

Jewcopter

A Jewish father who is a helicopter parent.

My father is being a Jewcopter tonight.

by JewishJen August 14, 2017

jewcoolpool

When a group of jewish Christians combine to be the jew crew

The dolphins eye is the lizards tongue is the spaghetti monsters meat balls (jewcoolpool)

by Thejewofall November 27, 2017

Jewlous

/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.

Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.

by Jew Fat June 14, 2018