Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.

Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!

by TWIMC January 4, 2023

cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

Boozy Jerky

Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.

by GlizzyD August 31, 2022

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.

“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”

by Al’s Lacrosse June 1, 2021

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020