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Cock jerky

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky
by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017
mugGet the Cock jerkymug.

Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.
Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!
by TWIMC January 4, 2023
mugGet the Biff Jerkymug.

cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020
mugGet the cooter jerkymug.

Boozy Jerky

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.
by GlizzyD August 31, 2022
mugGet the Boozy Jerkymug.

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
mugGet the Bumper Jerkymug.

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.
“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening
by Al’s Lacrosse June 1, 2021
mugGet the Tongue Jerkymug.

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

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