Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 29, 2022

Jerky Hole

A whole in which one collects Jerky

After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack

by Ishnula February 01, 2018

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 02, 2020

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 21, 2018

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 08, 2020

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 05, 2018