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jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol
by slick708 May 19, 2024
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Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂
by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019
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JellyFishe

some bitch yall will find on discord
awwwwwwwwww shit it JellyFishe
by manbabychildpersonhuman June 25, 2021
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Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub
Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night
by Dick tundo June 16, 2024
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.
Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023
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NEW RICHMOND JELLYFISH

I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.

-C. Bowman
by Kd84 April 7, 2025
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