Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.

" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"

by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024

Albino Jellyfish

When a male is having a bath and is masturbating and ejaculates into the bath water, making the semen float and moves with the water current, resembling an albino jellyfish.

I was horny whilst having a bath last night but didnt feel like getting out so i jerked off and came in the bath. My cum floating in the water looked like an albino jellyfish.

by Jaswahn March 17, 2026

Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification

I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!

by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026