jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.

Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

by jebatcutimamu July 31, 2021

jebbernaut

someone with exceptionally bad luck. especially in minecraft.

he is a jebbernaut

by potatofaggot July 10, 2012

JeBari

A thiccc black guy that makes everyone around him laugh, and has a very large pickle

JeBari is a funny guy

by Jkyousuc February 24, 2019

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019

Jebuscis

A trash Fortnite playing squeaker

"I have a Jebuscis on my team!" This explains that my teammate is a garbage squeaker that probably plays Fortnite.

by Poopy_Lagoon_69 September 16, 2019

Jebabijibab

A series of events in which the variable differ based on size and/or shape.

Yo, that nigga Malik got the Jebabijibab I heard...

by DeezNuts98 May 2, 2020

jebone

A Jebone is a gorgeous pretty woman who is also smart and cunning she will always take care of anyone she encounters wether she was hurt by them they are always model wives and girlfriends she will always have your back and give you as much love as possible they are perfect if you have a jebone give them all your love

OMG I think she’s a Jebone

by Holdlong December 12, 2020