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Jason

That Jason is my baby daddy.
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Jason

Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!
Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!
by Madz87otters June 5, 2019
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Jason

Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof
by Notyoursisterrr November 23, 2021
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Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy
The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass
by condom8964 November 22, 2021
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Jason

A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.
by AJM85 June 28, 2012
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JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..
by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010
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Jason

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