Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

Janky

an adjective for a person, place, or thing which is quite broken, annoying, undesirable, gross, unfortunate, messed up, just plain stupid, or for anything with a negative connotation.

This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."

It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".

"Ugh, my teacher gave me so much homework!"
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."

by MyLifeIsJankyByKeke January 19, 2010

janky

When something is described as being utterly stupid, insufficient, not right, and unreasonable.

Man this class is janky af.

Yo I'm not reading that janky ass shit.

by saucybro35 April 4, 2017

Janky

An item of poor quality

The keyboard is old & janky

by carlo$ August 13, 2005

Janky

adj.- Sketchy or hard to interpret. Something that cant be trusted or understood.

The directions that guy gave us were Janky, i don't think they'll take us where we wanna go.

by Brendan aka Benj November 16, 2004

Janky

A description of an Item that is broke down, wore out or in need of bad repair. -"Junky"-

This janky car bout to break down.

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

Janaye

Its a girl name, shes sexy,has a big booty,gives good head,good in the bed, mostly a black girls name and is very attractive she pulls lots of guys, and loves sex doggy style, and her boyfriend is very very very very very lucky to have her

Man1-Bro! Look at janaye's booty
Man2-ikr its so big and juicy who is dating her is lucky

by Jeeiiigggzzz November 26, 2013