Janis

Verb:

1: To confuse and complicate an otherwise normal or simple situation to a point of complexity that assures failure.

2: To interrupt a conversation or situation with irrelevant information with extreme enthusiasm or distress.

3: Turning a normally boring topic of conversation into a self deprecating comedic event.

4: To flail around and huff and puff and generally spazz out repeating “Oh My God It’s Hot in Here!

1: We were planning a picnic but Herb really Janised it up.

2: Did you see Maxine Janis that debate in the office earlier? I mean really what do cupcakes have to do with the Iran Contra scandal?

3: Man when Glen told that story about weeding his garden he really Janised it! I was nearly in tears it was so funny!

4: Martina burst into the roomed Janised around for a few minutes and left. Man that was weird.

by Johar97 July 18, 2010

Janoot

A sweet, innocent, beautiful, kind, and talented high school girl. One of the best friends anyone could ever have.

Janoot's good-natured personality made her a wonderful person to be around.

by buffyvh January 10, 2005

janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.

GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!

by Maria April 4, 2005

Jankst

This is the state of being stoned from weed that is to the point that you could honestly say that you don't know your name and you have no clue what the fuck is going on but still feel amazingly happy.

"After smoking that ounce of g-13 haze, I was so jankst"

by TANK & JAKE June 15, 2009

Jano

Jano is the shipping of All Time Low's lead guitarist, Jack Barakat and their ex-manager, Nano Tissera. Jano is slowly crawling up in the fandom as the biggest ship, while Jalex is slowly declining in popularity after Alex Gaskarth, the lead singer of All Time Low got married to Lisa Gaskarth in 2016. Jano has still to tackle the lesser ship, Merrikat, but Merrikat shippers are usually pretty chill. Jano is extremely realistic, and definite to happen one of these days. They spent Christmas together, with a baby.

"J

" Some believe Jalex is dying, Jano is the new ship."

by Barakatsbeautifulnose January 4, 2017

jagosaurus rex

That one friend that aways say's they have to shower before they leave the house. Ends up having a half hour beat sesh. Woman can also fall into the category with help of shower head....

Yo? You wana grab some drinks bro?

"Yep sounds good let me shower first"
Hurry up Jagosaurus rex the bar closes at 9.

by sweetasianpussylover June 11, 2017

Janis

Janis
A sweet friend
She can fuck you up tho
Real bad
Obsessed with social media sometimes
Really loves to paint

Her boyfriend is probably named:
Andre, Damian , Jack, or Cris
She's wierd but normal
Yeetus the feetus
Likes to be dramatic randomly

Isn't that Janis?
Let's go!!!

by Thatbishyouhate July 14, 2019