Jake

Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.

Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!

by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b

Woah jake

by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020

Jake

jordan really thinks he super hot.

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself

by testie lover October 3, 2022

Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.

Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."

by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019