jacoby ellsbury

1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.

1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!

2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?

4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.

by MJ-S December 24, 2007

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jacob bertrand

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.

Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.

by Hugle ism January 21, 2021

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Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

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