Tuck Jab

A quick and abrupt force where you flap or swing your clothes to get rid of the dirt or etc.

Your shirt has crumbs. Tuck jab it so it will go away.

by JuggernautQwerty May 7, 2022

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016

wally-jabbed

to rub a man's junk on a woman with non-casualty.

I wally-jabbed Asia the other day and she didn't suspect a thing.

by william_wraithe January 12, 2009

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Sugar jab

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.

Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."

by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025