volume issue

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

by mittynuke April 26, 2009

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013

son issues

Opposite of daddy issues, being attracted to younger man (or women -daughter issues)

My friend alex has son issues i think he needs help

by Degenerate boi May 6, 2020

run the issue

If someone has an issue or problem with you then you tell them to fight about it or Run the Issue.

"I heard you were talking about me behind my back run the issue" "Wassup then run the issue" "You got an issue? Run it"

by Yaeasy November 4, 2015

Trust Issues

It's not trusting someone because of something they did/doing/going to do.

Friend- Have you seen Park Jimin?!
Someone in the far distant- He gave me trust issues! How can someone go from being soft and squishy to a hot prince like that?!?!?!

Me- *Laughing because it's true*

by Please_End_My_Suffering_Why_Me May 25, 2018

Mommy issues

what I have

Me: I have mommy issues

Other person: ok

by FondnessForBallora August 9, 2022

the issue

1. The subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. The subject of dispute in a sex starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.

slam piece:"IS THAT CHUCK NORRIS in a camp shirt?
bitch: Hell no, thats the issue!
skank: I thought he was a ninja?
chick: He's just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and fucked the gunner's gf.

by The Dissent February 4, 2010