inversenary

One who acts as a mercenary, yet does most of their work for their own group of country.

He claimed to be a Spanish mercenary, but he continued to do work for Spain, making him an inversenary.

by archmagecarl August 31, 2013

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014

inventure

An invention that is the outcome of an adventurous pursuit

The sextant is one of the greatest navigational inventures.

by muammar_a_tq September 25, 2015

inventionation

Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.

Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.

by Snickel Pickle August 29, 2016

inventioneer

> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description

HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?

TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.

vs.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...

by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016

inevitability

A state that ends in cyclical time (synchronicity).

An inevitability begins in linear time and ends in synchronicity (paradox-as-a-metastate).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019