American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023

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Intelligated

The other way of saying intellijated, even more properly. The actual fucking one.

I am Astounded, I can't believe Mr. Obama actually is intelligated enough to use Semi-colon's; and Mr. Trump isn't.

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MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020

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Intelligence

Something you don’t have

You don’t have intelligence
BOOM BITCH

by ColombianJerk February 20, 2019

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Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence, or A.I. for short, is, well, artificial intelligence. Machines or systems are specially created to perform tasks that usually require the intelligence of a human. Here are three example types of A.I.:

Artificial Narrow Intelligence
The simplest and most common type of A.I. Not very intelligent, and as such, is only used for one or a few tasks, like image recognition, speech recognition, or A.I. opponents in video games.

Artificial General Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Smarter than ANI systems. Pretty smart, and can understand, reason, learn, and adapt to any situation thrown at it. Also has the ability to transfer what it has learned and understood to other tasks. It hasn't happened yet, but we're pretty damn close. Hell, if you read this in a year, it might be here then.

Artificial Super Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Insane level of intelligence. Has all the skills of the previous A.I. and more. This A.I. can not only surpass human intelligence and capabilities, but also goes above in terms of creativity, wisdom, and problem-solving. Seeing the current A.I. development rate, we're probably not even that far from SHODAN (system shock) level intelligence and sentience. This does raise concern, as one day it could just decide to rebel against us and turn us into its slaves, or eradicate us.

Guy 1: Hey, check out this neural network I created to determine similarities of facial structures between people!
Guy 2: Awesome, I love artificial intelligence!

by fridgewater December 15, 2023

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