by haruhi4113 May 5, 2021
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Gia: What’s wrong?
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Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
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by Ann Anne October 14, 2016
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by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
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by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
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by djdjsjsja April 17, 2024
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by Princess Veronica March 13, 2024
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