by aushie2000 September 25, 2005
Get the ISTATOY mug.ISTP: A badass introvert
They love to explore the world with cool rationalism (basing opinions and actions on reason) and spirited curiosity. They mostly want to work alone but won't mind taking a peep on other people's life once in a while. They don't mind getting their hands dirty and pulling things apart and then putting it back together even better than before. They are friendly but private, calm but suddenly spontaneous. They like lending a hand and sharing their experience. They are great listeners, might not be the best emotional support but they give good advice!
About 4% of the world are ISTP's, woman ISTP's are much rarer and will be seen as tomboys from a young age
They love to explore the world with cool rationalism (basing opinions and actions on reason) and spirited curiosity. They mostly want to work alone but won't mind taking a peep on other people's life once in a while. They don't mind getting their hands dirty and pulling things apart and then putting it back together even better than before. They are friendly but private, calm but suddenly spontaneous. They like lending a hand and sharing their experience. They are great listeners, might not be the best emotional support but they give good advice!
About 4% of the world are ISTP's, woman ISTP's are much rarer and will be seen as tomboys from a young age
Anon: Hey did Kai share anything with you lately?
Anon 2: Nope, he's quite private, i mean, he is an ISTP after all
Anon 2: Nope, he's quite private, i mean, he is an ISTP after all
by KaiMrTrans March 29, 2022
Get the ISTP mug.As an istp, reading the definitions that badass cajun resistor II and Eliteshadow 2 have made just tells me that you got involved with shitty people, if you had such a horrible time being with those people, then you shouldn't have at all. Saying that all istps assholes, useless, selfish doesn't mean we all are. Also reading your definitions shows me why your type (INTJ) is one of the most hated types.
Oh one more thing, this site isn't a place for you to vent your frustrations with istps, take it somewhere else.
by Justanotheristp December 24, 2021
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ISTJ is one of 16 personality types defined by the Meyers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI).
It stands for Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging. They make up around 10% of the population.
Known as the "Inspectors",they are SUPER dependable and responsible. They usually always follow rules and try to get others to also. If there is a paper due, an ISTJ will have it done 2 weeks before and have it in at the exact time it's due,or earlier. They usually want everyone to follow the rules like they do. So if you ever get snitched on for something it was most likely an ISTJ that told. They have a big respect for authority and won't question it. They tend to be shy and quiet. They are organized and detail-oriented and love it when a job is well-done. They are traditionalists and probably vote Republican. They usually aren't very creative because they are conformists and usually want to spit on everyone that breaks rules. But they can usually succeed at any task because they are methodical and driven. They tend to be a Yes Man.
When stressed out the ISTJ will have meltdowns and go into "CATASTROPHE MODE!". This is when they will picture everything that could go wrong and will beat themselves up for doing something wrong or forgetting to do something then they will depress themselves with all their visions of catastrophe. But all in all ISTJ's can be cool and make loyal friends.
It stands for Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging. They make up around 10% of the population.
Known as the "Inspectors",they are SUPER dependable and responsible. They usually always follow rules and try to get others to also. If there is a paper due, an ISTJ will have it done 2 weeks before and have it in at the exact time it's due,or earlier. They usually want everyone to follow the rules like they do. So if you ever get snitched on for something it was most likely an ISTJ that told. They have a big respect for authority and won't question it. They tend to be shy and quiet. They are organized and detail-oriented and love it when a job is well-done. They are traditionalists and probably vote Republican. They usually aren't very creative because they are conformists and usually want to spit on everyone that breaks rules. But they can usually succeed at any task because they are methodical and driven. They tend to be a Yes Man.
When stressed out the ISTJ will have meltdowns and go into "CATASTROPHE MODE!". This is when they will picture everything that could go wrong and will beat themselves up for doing something wrong or forgetting to do something then they will depress themselves with all their visions of catastrophe. But all in all ISTJ's can be cool and make loyal friends.
Bob-"Hey guys I have some weed if you wanna come over after school."
Bill-"Alright.Awesome."
Typical ISTJ- "No,I'm going to have to report you to the police because that is illegal."
Now here is a cooler ISTJ...
Bob-"Hey guys I have some weed if you wanna come over after school."
Bill-"Alright.Awesome."
Cooler ISTJ- "Neh it's cool,but I'll see you tomorrow."
Bill-"Alright.Awesome."
Typical ISTJ- "No,I'm going to have to report you to the police because that is illegal."
Now here is a cooler ISTJ...
Bob-"Hey guys I have some weed if you wanna come over after school."
Bill-"Alright.Awesome."
Cooler ISTJ- "Neh it's cool,but I'll see you tomorrow."
by OneBallWonder July 20, 2010
Get the ISTJ mug.Shelter for massive amounts of convertible sofas and unlicensed immigrants, it is where an underground brothel is located. Entranced to the the secret brothel otherwise known as "Chicita Perapicosa" can be located by finding the the leprechaun hidden in one of the couches, fighting him to the death for the sacred screw driver, and follow the magical amigo "Trinny" to the entrance where you will face a herd of angry, cheap, loud, and rood customers. They will beg and plead and even nag to give you a better a price even if you already depreciated the price down to the extent that you are actually giving them money to buy something, landing the price into the negative numbers. If you are able to resist there nagging you will excel to the door and will the have to dissemble the door to the brothel and you are in...but always remember
!SIT "CLICK" STORE "CLACK" SLEEP!
!SIT "CLICK" STORE "CLACK" SLEEP!
A)-"Hey man did you check out my sweet couch".
B)-"Hey, that is no couch, that is an Istikbal Click Clack"
B)-"Hey, that is no couch, that is an Istikbal Click Clack"
by Bizmarké August 6, 2009
Get the Istikbal mug.Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.
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