The sudden rush of serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline (etc.) one may feel after they make an Instagram post
My sister just posted a hard launch pic with her boyfriend on Instagram and now she's running around the house like crazy because she's insta high
by priorpermission December 16, 2024
The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.
I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.
by Jay Springshare October 13, 2019
Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
by xTETRODOTOXINx April 09, 2015
An insta honey is a male/female who knows what they got and how to flaunt it. Their follower count reflects that as well as the comments they receive from those of the same gender. Will expose you as thirsty for sliding into the dms.
"This girl is smoking ! Who is she?
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
by Fatha_indigo September 11, 2017
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018