insta punishment

A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.

"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

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Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor

Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"

by adryblajj September 9, 2020

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Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media

Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta

by bobdob July 24, 2022

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insta

1. (prefix) Instant.
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos

Insta-kill (sense 1)
Did you see that video on Insta last night? (sense 2)

by Random14YearOld June 7, 2022

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Insta-Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

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