Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

To get the ink

When a girl (or a guy) is about to get cum from a guy

(Guy): Look at the porn actor's face. He won't hold much longer
(Girl): She's about to get the ink!

by Indianajohns August 14, 2018

cleavage ink

Tattoos on a girls cleavage that’s proudly displayed in any setting.

Man did you see the cleavage ink on the chick working the shoe rental desk at the bowling alley last night?

by Rythmical Nutcase June 15, 2024

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Inke

Inke is a rare type of a person that no one asks for but they still like,he lives to party and takes everything serious.

Example-

Person 1: Nobody invited Inke to the party
Person 2: But he's funny and he lits the party up
Person 1: I know right?

by Linkens June 8, 2020

ink poop

Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.

Mom, I have ink poop!

by BFF coworkers January 19, 2014