Exodus III

Part 3

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

John Gallagher III

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by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

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by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023

Princess Twinkletoes III

Augustus, lord of googles. An emasculate tap dancer, and the first lesbian man.

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by ROGER MONTGUMFYTUNKS January 4, 2024

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by realvamp00 November 22, 2023

Saint Jeremiah III Day

June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.

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by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019

Devery III

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