HYPSM

The 5 most prestigious universities in the United States:

Harvard University
Yale University
Princeton University
Stanford University
Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Admissions to HYPSM is extremely competitive.

by dedicated scholar November 15, 2011

Hypocrite

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise

Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.

by singledimension October 16, 2009

hypostatic union

The theological dogma that the Person of Jesus Christ was fully God and fully Man. This holds that Christ's humanity and divinity are not mixed, but are united without loss of separate identity. The doctrine of the hypostatic union is an attempt to explain how Jesus could be both God and man at the same time. It is ultimately, though, a doctrine that human minds are incapable of understanding fully. It holds that there is no mixture or dilution of Christ's Human or Divine nature, and that He is one united Person. The doctrine of the hypostatic union was made dogma at the Council of Chalcedon in 451 A.D., in response to the need to clearly define the Church's position in the face of heretical teachings, and further articulated at the fifth general council at Constantinople in 533 A.D. The latter council declared that the union of two natures is real (against Arius), not a mere indwelling of God in a man (against Nestorius), with a rational soul (against Apollinaris), and that in Christ’s divine nature remains unchanged (against Eutyches).

Doctrines which stand in opposition to the doctrine of the hypostatic union include: Docetism, Arianism, Apollinarianism, Ebionism, Eutychianism, and Nestorianism. The Church eventually declared all of these doctrines heresies by the end of the Sixth Century A.D.

by Theologist May 4, 2005

Truthful hyperbole

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter
2. Bullshit

Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want!
Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack?
Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole.
Jason: So, bullshit?
Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.

by I stole your girl February 24, 2017

hypoethanolgia

The painful lack of one's next drink.

After his management one-on-one, Bob was suffering from severe hypoethanolgia.

by doooosh April 18, 2017

hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Most ironic word ever defining the fear of long words

Doctor:Why are you here
Patient: i have hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia *SHAKES IN FEAR*

by NiggerMatt April 14, 2017

hybristophiles

Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or crime—such as rape, murder, or armed robbery

Girl: Ted bundy is so hot! Love me a man like that.
Girl 2.0: fucking hell you’re totally one of them hybristophiles

by a.lex May 18, 2018