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Riley Humor 

Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.
That movie had so much riley humor in it!
Riley Humor by Mr. X June 15, 2004

British humor 

Used to describe something that is not funny, but to indicate that you should pretend that it is so "intellectual" pricks will not deride you as an uncultured, ignorant dolt.
Man is struck in the face with a bat.
Arrogant prick: "OH, HAHAHA, everybody look how funny I think that is!"

Friend: "How can you laugh at that? That's horrible. You don't even sound like you really like it anyway."

Arrogant prick: "It's British humor you ignorant, uncultured dolt! It requires a higher intelligence than you possess to appreciate"

Sheeple: "Oh, it's British humor! I think it's funny too! HAHAHAHA! I'm so glad I'm not an ignorant, uncultured dolt like that guy. HAHAHAHA"
*Looks around to make sure everyone sees him laughing.*
British humor by turibe January 23, 2011

retarded sense of humor 

A joke that has gone way too far as to appear totally not funny, but rather insulting instead. Very close to a sick sense of humor, except NO ONE laughs. Since the joke maker was only kidding, it's still considered humor ... just, retarded.
autistic-guy: "(enter unfunny joke here)"
normal-person: "What a retarded sense of humor"

ahole with no sense of humor 

a douch with no sense of humor that must ruin everyone elses humor
i dont like this so its gay
shut up ahole with no sense of humor

College Humor

Collegehumor.com

A juvenile college website devoted to drinking and tits without any other substance. Exactly what college students like because most of them are retarded.
A picture of my mom's tits were posted on College Humor. Oh god!
College Humor by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

morbid humor

Morbid Humor is a vehicle for feeling better about oneself or a situation when feeling bad appears like the only option left. It is used as an alternative to self loathing or feeling hopeless or the expression of other emotions one does not wish to acknowledge one has. Applying morbid humor requires the user to secretly know that what is being expressed is not really true while acting as if the expression is true.
While driving my morbid humor, I apparently hit my mother while she was crossing the street. She didn't suffer even one broken bone. She didn't even break her fingernail, even though she stopped applying acrylic to them months ago. She could have at least scratched the polish, for goodness sake.