hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornswaggle

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

Horbay

A loser. One who tries to be cool but really really isn't. See dick weed.

Horbay! (most effectively used when yelled on a moving elevator)

by Vyach March 26, 2003

Hornswoggle

A derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community

Hornswoggle couldn't fly BFM, refuel, or make corn!

by ROCC December 23, 2008

Herbs

An idiot who can't spell the word "Greatest".

The guy who posted the above definition.

by monkeydude November 23, 2003

horashio

A man who is sexy, intelligent and has amazing skills in the bed. Loves girls that are smart and have a big booty. Attracted to curly hair and sweet personality.

You are so Horashio

by Queen Ebby December 25, 2016

horns

Feeling very horny.

I'm horns dawg.

by Skreatch February 26, 2004