Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.

"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".

by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012

Shoot Hoops

A secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. Generally used to misguide the police.

Detective: Sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning?

Accused Criminal: Shoot hoops

by Whatnowfools February 8, 2014

hopesfall

Melodic hardcore rock band from Charlotte, North Carolina. They have released 3 albums as of 2005: The Satellite Years, No Wings to Speak of, and A-Types.

I saw Hopesfall last night. They put on an awesome show.

by cloudrunner May 2, 2005

Hooper

Hooper (s.), Hoopers (pl.): Adj, Noun, Verb

Nonrespectable caucasian female who models her lifestyle and personal choices of the stereotypical common image of an African American. Often known to wear clothing and accessories advertised in popular hip-hop magazines, hoopers solo goal is to impress and seduce the African American male.

Common places to find hoopers include nightclubs and parties with predominately black attendance. Hoopers are typically easy to sleep with and often have extremely high numbers of sexual partners. Though some do not, the most distinguishing marking of these woman are the silver or gold hoop earrings that they usually wear.

Adj: "That white girl with the fat ass is a hooper for sure!"
Noun: "Hoopers always suck dick."
Verb: "That girl hoops on the daily."

by Professor Stone February 24, 2011

hopeship

A friendship between a male and female based only on the hope of getting with the other person. This type of relationship may include a series of break-ups and hook-ups. Usually only one of the friends is single. The hope must be mutal between both parties and neither friend acts on their feelings in a productive way. It is virtually the oppisite of friends with benefits and the comment "we're just friends" must be made by both parties almost daily.

Uh! I wish they would do something about their on-going hopeship, it is really getting pathetic.

by amyK October 10, 2005

hoopskirt ho

one who plays dress-up on the weekends with mommy and daddy's money. they usually gather in groups and dress in old garb to mimic people who have died who actually had lives that these losers are obviously jealous of. They prance around as though they are actually important, all the while, they are not, only hoopskirt ho's.

Those girls only wish they lived in the 1800's, the are obviously just hoopskirt ho's.

by ontheriseinsc March 22, 2010

hooped

As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.

Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"

by Monty Cornwall June 2, 2008