hoofenbowler

1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. It didn't catch on fire! No metal in there...

by thestewartcampaign November 10, 2008

hookedness

to be enthrawled and smitten with; to be inseparable in mind, body, and spirit; destined as friends, partners, and lovers.

Their hookedness demonstrated their future together.

by Will to survive, will to love, will to live! December 15, 2007

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Hoofenshake

Word used to describe someone being stupid. A person have a severe case of stupidity.

Bro, look at the kid, he's having a total hoofenshake moment

by Rafa raffa October 4, 2009

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

Hooded

High on Heroin, or any opiate, painkiller, or "downer". (Lean)

1Damn bro, you look hooded as fuck!

2 Man,that shit got me hooded, how bout you?

by Giacomo Casanova January 20, 2016

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet July 28, 2016