Hoofies

The defined crease between the top of the thigh and the curve of the butt.

Girl, those shorts are so short your hoofies are showing!

by PIXELPUNK March 27, 2015

hoofie

A skank, butt slut, whore, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). This word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. This word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. So feel free to elaborate when using the word. Hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Shut the FUCK up you fucking hoofies!

You are a nasty ass hoofie.

That hoofie has way too much butt sex.

by Matt Morgan January 3, 2008

Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 12, 2011

hoofholder

A shoe, a boot anything that holds a foot. Farmers use them to protect hoofs on old cows.

My mother in-law left those hoofholders at my house...I swear!

by chickey March 27, 2010

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009

hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006