hold your horses

Wait up. Don't get started yet. From the days of horse and buggy; hold the horses so they don't run off before you're ready.

Hold your horses! The boss isn't here yet.

by PecTheTech March 30, 2004

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

horseshoe lip

pack in rubbing tobacco to the point where it extends completely around the lip from side to side, thus forming a horseshoe like shape with your lip. Usually the shape of the lip with someone who has an excessive amount of rubbing tobacco (ie skoal, copenhagen) in their lip

Mike has a horseshoe lip in right now.
I am gonna go back after this test and pack a horseshoe.

by Adam Bucci April 16, 2008

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.

I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

by Big Dante March 9, 2007

honest Iago

n. one who masks dishonesty with a veil of honest concern; one who invents falsities to dissuade a target of manipulation

"Look, Dan, Terry's not cheating on you- don't listen to that honest Iago. Matt might seem like cares about you and is telling you the truth, but he's just good at telling stories."

by Miss Julie November 10, 2008

grow up, honestly

grow up, honestly, and leave now

Stop listening to gangsta rap and grow up, honestly

by Bob December 3, 2004