hoinkydonk

micro penis

ex: it was so sad, he has a hoinkydonk

by gay_ghost June 5, 2021

Jint hont

When you scrin houn the flit floun, to jit joun the rit roun. Jit Jat Piddy Pat, give my cat a face.

"So many babies, didnt make it. Jint hont?"
"Maddy? Perhaps a Jint hont will settle your nerves"
"NO DADDY! Jint Hont"
"Are you jot lensing on my gran? Or are you Jint Hontering?"
"Omg a hat gown"

by J Clester Blunter Sesh September 1, 2009

Dirty Heintz

The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.

The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.

It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.

by The Black Humour April 8, 2021

hoisty toisty

dat iz dem hoes that hoisty (hot) and toisty (toasty)(drunk)

My hizzy fizy had a dizzy partay.. and betty looks damm hoisty toisty

by hot diggity October 4, 2002

Hoing

Hailing and snowing

Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing

by Bcelm5 March 31, 2013

hoinh

The act of going to a second rate/rubbish performer's concert

Anyone hoinh to Stephen Merchant tonight?

by Zeppelin668 November 25, 2011

Take the hint you bint!

When playing a pub style fruit machine and you get an option of a "hint" or "clue" take the hint you bint may be shouted!

Im on a fiver with that boost "Take the hint you bint!" "you might get a tenner"

by Scotthanky June 28, 2010