Hermins

A Rare disease where your penis becomes plastic.You can get this by many ways, but the most common is sex with another man. It starts off as a common cold but can also start off with a severe pain in the genital region. As it progresses you notice you that you cant feel your penis anymore. Then after two to three weeks, your penis falls off. This disease has no cure so if you get it youre screwed.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard from Koontz yet. I heard he has a cold.
Person 2: Dude are you retarded its not a cold its the hermins.
Person 1: WHAT!!! The Hermins!!! You cant be serious.
Person 2: Yeah thank God he does. Now he will shut up about how big his penis is.
Person 1: Oh I guess your right. Thank God for the hermins.

by XxYandaxX March 21, 2011

Hermanator

Another name for Herman 'whole Hogg' DoGG who forms 50 percent of the band The lickadickadays.

RTJ: You guys ready for the hermanator?

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

Herman Cain

An ass grabby boss, higher up, shot caller, or well networked individual who assumes any pretty women in a cute outfit wants to fuck him in exchange for jobs, access, or free pizza.

I'd wear my Louboutin's to my performance review, but I don't want my boss to go Herman Cain on my ass so I'll wear pants and clogs instead.

by Evewasframed November 7, 2011

hermanaphrodite

A chapped out, goatee wearing, child moleser looking,dirt on shoe having, carpet ruining,canned fruit eating, carrot spanking, curmudgenous crank whore fucking, dick suckin ,disease box lovin, Homo!

Did you see that hermanaphrodite in the green Suburban pulling in to the Hotel Woodland?

by Al Chohic January 8, 2009

Hermon

A state of matter where you are angry hungry sad and somewhat happy all at the sametime

Why are you so Hermon

by Jmareese August 16, 2019

peewee herman

Another term for amphetamine; methamphetamine used by pimps in the south london region.

"eh you got any peewee H for a tenah, gov"

by www.hikikomori.tv February 16, 2005

Hermanasaurus

This lesser known dinosaur is a member of the Tyrannosaurus family, in the sense that creepy uncle ted is a member of your family. This dinosaur is know to jump onto things it cannot handle, and has a very cocky attitude. This dinosaur was built just tall enough to blow its father, the Tyrannosaurus, and is well known for this blowing skill.

Son: Mommy, what is in my toy Hermanasaurus' mouth?

Mother: Tommy, thats a penis.

by Devin Assload October 4, 2008