Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 8, 2003

heisman

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)

"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"

by thehero_ofkvatch August 3, 2009

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ January 31, 2007

your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005

heisman'ed

Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yard line). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.

Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.

by patsy race October 31, 2007

Heisman

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.

"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"

by pinto9988 May 2, 2008

helibomb

An act in which you bomb something from a helicopter

we gonna go helibomb that town

by Noah Gangbanger December 11, 2006