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Van Halen

First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.
Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.

Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.

Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
by The Bros October 11, 2004
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Hayden

The best first boyfriend ever. He is a sweet and amazing boy with everything there is to love. He's pure country and has an amazing family who is supportive. He will be there for you through anything and everything. He is the love of my life and will be forever. He is my future and future husband.
You see that guy?
He is the Hayden of my life.
by Dancerlaurenn November 17, 2010
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Hayden

A very big dickhead
Haydens a mong
by Big snoz December 25, 2019
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Hayley Williams

The best headbanger in the world. I mean seriously, she needs a trophy! She is so amazing and I love her to pieces. She's the singer out of a band called Paramore (My favourite band!) and she is forever changing her hair colour. At the moment it is currently Red but she has had it; Blonde, Orange, Ginger, Pink, Black, Yellow, Brown, Auburn and she has also had abit of blue in with her blonde hair before. Personally, she is my idol. I love her to bits and if I wasn't straight and she wasn't straight, then yeah, I'd marry her :D. I think if I was to actually meet her, then I would die!
1: Have you seen the girl singer out of Paramore?
2: Is she the one with the orange hair?
1: Yeah, She headbangs alot too, She's amazing at it
2: I agree, I'm suprised she doesn't get a bad neck.

1: Have you seen Hayley's new hair colour?
2: Yeah, It's pink right?
1: No, It's red!
2: Oh, She dyed it again then!

1: Have you seen that awesome girl from Paramore?
2: Hayley Williams?
1: Yeah
2: Duh, everyones seen her, She's just amazing.
1: I'd so turn bi-sexual for her
2: I think everybody would!
by KEMM2011 May 29, 2011
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Hayden Short

A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.
What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.
by haydens number one fan! March 8, 2009
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hayden christensen

A gorgeous and amazing actor who played the difficult character of Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars 2 and 3.
Despite some stupid so called 'fans' of Star Wars,opinions of his acting, and how he shouldn't have the part, he managed to knock out like 400 other actors, despite being hardly known. Real star wars fans understand that he's perfect, because George Lucas chose him, and Lucas knows exactly what he wanted!
He's a really nice guy too. Starred in other movies such as Life as a House and Shattered Glass.
Fan 1:Woah, have you seen Star Wars?
Fan 2:Yeah Hayden Christensen is totally the best ever!
by Jedi Master Luna January 21, 2006
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Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.
She did a dirty Hayley on me last night.
by Stankcoochenergy June 4, 2020
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