Having a Maxwell

The act of placing a mirror in-between your legs whilst squatting and masturbating. The positioning of the mirror allows for a view of one's own arsehole which helps achieve a heightened state of arousal
Q: What are you up to tonight?

A: I'm pretty tired to be honest, i'll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed
by scott cream March 31, 2010
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have another

(n.)what you say to someone when they are shitfaced and do something totally asinine

(n.)what you say to someone when they say something completely moronic
(matt drops a full beer and it smashes on the ground sending shards of glass into several pairs of innocent eyeballs)
bobby: HAVE ANOTHER!

sean: i am sad that randy johnson is leaving the yankees, he is so handsome
melanie: HAVE ANOTHER!
by miss m. December 29, 2006
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having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".
Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!
by roxasfair March 08, 2010
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Having an Epic

1)This describes the point of no return where someone succumbs to the stress of a situation and blows it out of proportion.
Easy my man, dont gwan an have an epic.
by Linguistadore October 06, 2003
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Have a good

Why should we force limitations on others? Instead of saying 'Have a good day,' simply say 'Have a good.' They can have whatever kind of 'a good' they want to, and you can save yourself at least one syllable.
"I'll see you later."
"Yes, have a good."
"What?"
"I said have a good."
"Have a good what?"
"That's entirely up to you, now isn't it."
"Whatever wierdo, I'll see you later."
"Have a good."
by Jammy Kang June 25, 2007
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have fun

a common response for whenever someone announces that they are going to do something totally normal, boring, or routine.
Person 1: I'm going to the bathroom.
Person 2: Have fun!

Person 1: I'm going to pick up some milk at the grocery store.
Person 2: Have fun.
by Katinthehat February 21, 2008
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We Don't Have To Have It

just cancel it; we don't want to be here anyway; I'm tired of yall not supporting things.
Yall let me know what you're gonna do because we don't have to have it.
by sick & tired March 12, 2020
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