Hazeled

When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.

This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.

by Frozen badass January 14, 2017

Flag

Get the Hazeled mug.

hazel marie

A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.

"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"

by phat ballzzz September 6, 2017

Flag

Get the hazel marie mug.

Related Words

Harzel • Harzello • Sad Harzel • Hazel • hazel eyes • hazelnut • harel • Hazzel • Harrel • Hanzel

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Flag

Get the hazelnut mug.

Harel

To get hit by a ping-pong ball and then with unnecessary retard strength smash your friend in the face with a ipod stringbag combination.

Yo i totally Hareld Bailey yesterday!

by Swollen Face Boy June 22, 2010

Flag

Get the Harel mug.

This adjective is used to describe one who has a ridiculously negative opinion of something of obvious quality and merit. It may also be used to describe the opinion itself.

The noun, "harrelsonia", refers to the sickness that one develops upon having repeated harrelsonian opinions.

Gamer MH: "I'm a Metal Gear fan, but I couldn't stand Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes for the Gamecube. Loved the original version on the PS1, but I just couldn't stand how much more superior the Gamecube version was to the PS1 version. The new, updated graphics and improved controls just aren't for me because I hate things like that."

Gamer JF: "Wow, Gamer MH, how harrelsonian of you to say that."

Or, for the noun:

Gamer JF: "My good friend Gamer ML, I'm afraid that something is seriously wrong with Gamer MH...his opinions...unnatural these days."

Gamer ML: "Hmmm, interesting statement, Gamer JF. I've noticed it too. It appears we must admit him for treatment before the harrelsonia spreads."

by J. F. April 7, 2008

Flag