I am a lesbian bird caw caw caw caw

When your best friend tells you that they are lesbian and then starts screaming caw caw caw caw.

Hazel ( over text) : WHAT DO YOU WANT
Emily: I AM A LESBIAN BIRD CAW CAW CAW CAW

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020

Pepporoni nipples

when you glue pepporonis to a chicken

I WANT PEPPORONI NIPPLES

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020

Sexy sally

When sally is acting very intresting and you dont know why

Emily: Hi sally
Sally: ( Bends down and flips her hair) hi girl I am being sexy sally!
Emily: your probably just doing what my mother was taking this morning heroine!

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson February 15, 2020

Hazels face

This is when you have a friend named hazel and you cant get her atention so you say HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND!!!

Emily: HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND
Hazel: What the fuck do you want?

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 15, 2020