by D.L.P. January 19, 2006
Get the fuck handle mug.To be absolutely amazing, so wonderful and all around gorgeous.Jewish. A Hanellin is someone who is so great and kind to others. They also make everyday so great. They make the ends of days the best no matter how bad it is at the end a Hanellin makes everything seem so amazing. Every morning after meeting a hanellin you'll wish you could be with them forever. once they appear in your life they change you forever. They will mean everything to you. so if you meet a Hanellin dont ever let them pass you by.
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by mackattackjohnson May 7, 2011
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Get the whore handles mug.Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
Get the San Antonio Handlebar mug.A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
Get the Dog handler mug.Having a kink means being turned on by something and the Hamelkink means being turned on by someone with the last name Hamelink.
Girl: i really got turned on by this guy with the last name Hamelink.
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