one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.

“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

by Dr.EyeKnowStuff November 2, 2022

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

Caught Red Handed

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"

Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.

by scrandel January 16, 2011