Hakeem

The name of a guy that you've probably met.
Or YOU are that guy.

Now listen here buddy, your name means wise, doctor and inteligent.
You probably don't meet many people with your name sooo you think it's rare, but I don't think so.

GET OFF OF THIS SITE YOU MORON.

FIND A BETTER WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE ARE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE WHO LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES!

ALSO, IF YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR ALREADY go follow your dreams!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

HAKEEM, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!

by Hskcole October 30, 2020

haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

haked

an alcohol (coconut rum) soaked fruit (pineapple) given to someone underaged by a family member without consent.

The family gathering version of a date rape.

"I think Uncle Ted haked me with his special pineapple at the party last night."

by rerin splad April 3, 2017

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomis

you found this by going to Bash.org didn't you. sily bastards.

you = moron

by will May 3, 2004

hakimin

A crazy people with big dick

He's such a hakimin

by Sukor December 29, 2017

hake

An interrogative used in place of the phrase "what the heck". When using the phrase hake please note that you dont say "what the hake", but simply "hake". The word was invented in 2006 by word masters Andre G and Johnny B.
Common misspellings are "Hayck" and "hakyeedkkheykkc".
The word was invented to do away with laboriously saying "what the heck?".

Dude 1: hey, Dude 2, are you gay?
Dude 2: Hake? No!

by BILLY MANORJES April 3, 2007

Hakeem

more than a dickhead

‘Obviously yeah, the moistnisity has to be higher than normal cause normal dickheadness is just not enough’

‘Do I look like a Hakeem to you?’

by big man haks December 13, 2018