dog hair

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail

For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

Halo Hair

When the hair around your ears is pressed against your head due to extended amount of time wearing a headset. More specifically, while playing halo.

"After we played Xbox Live for 2 hours I had to go to work. My manager yelled at me for having halo hair!"

See headset hair for more generalized use.

by SiAo April 30, 2009

sewer hair

A hairstyle with unusual colors (green, pink, etc...) that looks like the person dipped their head in a sewer

"Hey did you see that girl over there?"
"The one with sewer hair? Yea, 4/10"

by S.A.R. April 12, 2017

your mom's chest hair

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

by broyce August 8, 2008

hair Dickey

Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.

Check out guido over their with the gold chain and the hair Dickey.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

Hot Chick Hair

1) Any female who's physical attributes are less then desirable but posses a hair style of a more attractive female.

2) Having to perform a "double take" as a result of ones first glance yielded a possible hot chick, but in fact the female was a DUFF with hot chick hair.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot chick??
Guy 2: Yeah, but she was hella ugly!
Guy 1: Oh, I must of thought that because she had hot chick hair!
Guy 2: Its cool bro, it happens to the best of us!

by Cash M Frost September 4, 2006

butt hair

it's pretty self explainitory...

it's like a blanket for your anus

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005