Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

hersey hummer

When you're getting a blow job and accidentally shart in her face

Melvin are too much chili, and surprised Christina with a Hersey hummer while she sucked him off

by RCJ931 January 20, 2017

Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010