Hematurd

Extremely dense, solid and slightly shiny, as if polished, poopoo. Similar in appearance to "biological hematite" and only slightly less solid.

Man, about two hours after I finished that shake with 75 grams of protein, I birthed a legendary status hematurd. That thing'll still be there in a decade.

by Chunkmastarr January 14, 2026

aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

by CCB19 July 6, 2010

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.

Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy

by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023