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hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad
Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music
by Chris April 1, 2005
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hawt

1. an ironic misspelling of the word hot, used in a sarcastic way when something is unattractive

2. a misspelling of the word hot. this use is not recommended unless you like looking like a 12 year old doucher.
1."Check out my new picture! What do you think?"

"OH HAWT."

"...Jerk."

2."JKJKJK LOLOLOL SHES SO FXKING HAWT. ID TAP DAT.LLS"

"I hate you 12 year olds...."
by IHATEDEMTWELVEYEAROLDS May 22, 2010
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Hawt

nervously squirmy, insecure
by flint55 March 2, 2014
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Hathers

1.A common term used to describe a follicaly challenged person of little or no intelligence.
2. A player of the Pink Oboe
wow what a hathers.....
by Funky Gibbon December 16, 2008
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hawthorne heights

hawthorne heights is a bad poser emo band. they are sellouts, they have no talent, and anybody that thinks their lyrics are good haven't been around long enough to know what real good lyrics are
"liek 0mgawd.. i was listening to hawthorne heights.... *sniff*... oh my god... and.. *sniff*... i got to thinking about my girlfriend back in 6th grade.... and... god.. FUCK i'm so hardcore.... god why did she dump me. she didn't know how much she scars me.... *slit*"
by Arlis Monzeglio October 9, 2006
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Hawthorne Heights

A shitty emo band with terrible vocals and bland guitar riffs.

Remedies for this shitty band include ripping the faces off of their fans...
Sceneslut: Hey Matt, I just bought the new Hawthorne Heights CD, OMG its lyke, so good, and lyke original and the guys in the band are SOOO XhawtX!

Me ::Rips Scenesluts face off for being an idiot::

This is the proper action that should be taken when confronted with a rambling 14 year old girl that tries telling you that this band has talent.
by MetalXMatt June 11, 2005
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Hawthorne

A hawthorne is the act of giving a blow job upside down.
For example, a girl would be laying down on a couch while the man comes above her and begins to "throat fuck" her. The balls then bounce on her fore-head while she continues to blow the dude.
"So i totally got head last night"

"No way, how was it?"

"I gave her a hawthorne, you know the answer"

"She's, a keeper"
by Vlasie May 3, 2009
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