harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Harper

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL,KIND,CARING,LOYAL,AND PROBABLY UR BESTIE. (ALSO EVERYBODY HAS A CRUSH ON HER)

I love harper. She is my bestie and a queen. She ate

by URMOM.SLAYTHEDAY May 16, 2022

Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

Harper

the BEST EST FRIEND you could ever have she is very pretty and is clumsy but still funny she deals with no crap she with punch u in the face

Boy:let’s make fun of that girl
Other boy: NO that’s a Harper

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Cody Harper

The guy who gets all the girls but is really dumb and turns them down. Although he is caught up in relationships he always has time to hang out with his best friend.

Omg you’re such a Cody Harper

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.

Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021