Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

by Stuart Funk December 25, 2007

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

gulched

i woman who just oraly gave a basectamy to a nother girl

it feels good not haveing babies this way

by vaginal oran removal co. August 22, 2003

Guiche

it's the back part of your nutsack bitches!!!!!

victor got herpes on his guiche from kristina

by sheedymcnasty12 April 12, 2006

Guchina

When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.

"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."

by VTMarkVT January 10, 2009

guchin

Bitchin

"That shirt is guchin"

by the chrew number two June 14, 2009

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017