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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
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grates

A plural of 'grate' originally designed as an insult to anime viewers. Being called a grates is to be shameful of ones self.
"Man that guy that watches anime all day is a real grates"
by ubermadness November 12, 2016
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Gurfateh

Gurfateh is the type of person who can start beef with any person

a kid named gurfateh has parent who are rich asf but people don't think so
all sidhus are fudd** gurfateh
by vscoooooo November 20, 2019
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Grateful

A word that should not be spelled like that
Man, I can believe grateful isn’t spelled like greatful it’s a disgrace
by yourmomishot March 21, 2021
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confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.
Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.
by Kua September 3, 2005
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Grater

blow jobbiterpenisoral intercoursenoun. A person who insists on utilizing their teeth while performing oral sex on a man. someone who clenches onto your dick with their grill while sucking you like you're gonna get away! Please stop! Please please stop for the love of god!
Mike: Yo jack, why you walkin that way?

Jack: Dude, last night I hooked up with that chick, turns out she was a grater. I'm still pissing blood!!
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
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